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Simple Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough Treats

April 17, 2018 by Laura 6 Comments

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I’ll admit it. My family took one look at these Simple Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough Treats sitting in the fridge and asked, “Mom, what are those things that look like Poop Emojis?!”

What can I say? I whipped them up and plopped them down and this is what they turned out looking like. You don’t even want to make them now, do you?

I promise they taste delicious! I suppose if you took more time to make them pretty, you can avoid this conundrum at your house. But what’s the fun in that? Forever and always, these snacks will be called Poop Emojis at our house. I don’t even remember what the actual title of this recipe is. Chocolate Chip Cookie something or other?? Meh, the new name is much more fun.

I suppose I’ll find a little maturity here and tell you that these Poo Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough Treats are naturally grain/gluten free, full of protein, are low in sugar, are full of healthy fats, and are a very filling and delicious snack. There you go. See, I can be a grown up when I want to.

{Giggles and pokes an elbow into your ribs while showing you this picture}

I am so sorry. I can’t even. Apparently today, I’m a nine-year old boy. Um, so uh, just whip the ingredients, fold in the chocolate chips, and then freeze the mixture into these funny looking globs and with that, I must stop writing words and just give you the recipe.

Simple Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough Treats

Simple Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough Treats (Low Sugar, Grain Free, 5 Ingredients)
 
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Author: Laura
Serves: 12
Ingredients
  • 8 ounces softened cream cheese
  • 12 ounces almond butter (1½ cups)
  • ½ cup softened butter
  • 30 drops liquid stevia, 3 Tablespoons real maple syrup, or a combination of both
  • 2 Tablespoons mini chocolate chips
Instructions
  1. Combine cream cheese, almond butter, butter, and sweetener in a high power blender or in a bowl with a hand mixer, whipping until smooth.
  2. Fold in chocolate chips.
  3. Scoop mixture onto a parchment paper-lined or silicone lined cookie sheet.
  4. Freeze for 30 minutes.
  5. Transfer treats to an air tight container and store in the fridge.
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What do I have to say for myself?

If you can’t beat ’em, join ’em?

I’ll go read my Bible now.

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Filed Under: Desserts, Gluten Free, Low Sugar Treats, Recipes, Side Dishes and Snacks Tagged With: easy recipe, fat bombs, Gluten Free, low sugar, poop emoji

Comments

  1. Amy J. says

    April 17, 2018 at 2:41 pm

    I’m out of mini chocolate chips. Think I can get away with using full-size ones?

    Reply
    • Laura says

      April 18, 2018 at 7:49 am

      Definitely!

      Reply
  2. K Ann Guinn says

    April 17, 2018 at 3:13 pm

    So fun! (And thanks for saying what many of us were thinking…..especially those of us who live with a house full of young men!)

    Reply
  3. Nia says

    April 17, 2018 at 8:25 pm

    Hi Laura, this is such a yummy looking fat bomb you’ve put together. I can’t wait to whip them up.

    Reply
  4. Audrey says

    April 18, 2018 at 6:54 am

    These look so yummy! I see that it serves 12, but roughly how many does it make?

    Reply
    • Laura says

      April 18, 2018 at 7:50 am

      It makes roughly 12, depending on how big you make them. I found that one at a time was perfect for a serving. :)

      Reply

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